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Tell me what’s wrong with society When everywhere I look I see Young girls dying to be on TV They won’t stop ’till they reach their dreams Diet pills, surgery Photoshop pictures in magazines Telling them how they should be It doesn’t make sense to me Is everybody going crazy Is anybody gonna save me […]

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m […]

Here is another funny that I got today, that I absolutely had to share with everyone!  After seriously thinking about it I am going to start reconsidering my road rage or what little of it I suffer of it when I am trying to get somewhere and there is the slow car in the fast […]

Alright, I guess this can be the disclaimer for my signature on my blog. My signature at the bottom of posts is not an endorsement for any of the above mentioned, products, stories, jokes, nor photos unless specifically my photos. My photos will be signed by my signature and are copyrighted. Any violation of this […]

I was sprayed by a skunk. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers. I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity. I forgot to come back to work after lunch. I couldn’t find my shoes. I hurt myself bowling. I was spit […]

Just a line to say Happy New Year, and to welcome 2005!!! Don’t forget to put 2005 when you date your documents and the such.  You know you will still date them 2004 so don’t try to act like you won’t!!!

From time to time I get a funny, stupid email that I need to share with everyone out there it is below: One beautiful December evening Pepe and his girlfriend Pepa were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when  Pepe said “Hey, mamacita, let’s play Weeweechu.” “Oh no, not […]

Just dropping a couple of lines for the following reasons: One) I haven’t written or posted anything in a while, I am still in a transition phase. Two) People who actually read my blog are starting to complain, imagine that readers. Three) It is the holidays and everyone has to have a holiday message. HAPPY […]