Post this week maybe a little slow, since I am at the Army Microsoft Symposuim at Microsoft this week. Getting some interesting information and catching up with all the folks that I have not seen in three or so years, basically since the time that I was away in Afghanistan and Iraq. Well, gotta run…
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Iraqi Elections / Comments BG Mike Jones – Via Email Unnamed Source
Dear Friends, It isn’t over yet, but today there was a resounding victory for freedom and democracy here in Baghdad. Having been here for a while now, many of us have grown weary of the hand-wringers, worriers, pessimists, whiners, and host of others who have been telling us for so long that all is lost […]
Running Away!
The Urge! The Impulse! The Flight! The Hiding! The Fight! The Resistance! The Sinking! The Sickness! The Where To! The How! The Why! The Feeling Of Falling! Running Away!
Crazy
Tell me what’s wrong with society When everywhere I look I see Young girls dying to be on TV They won’t stop ’till they reach their dreams Diet pills, surgery Photoshop pictures in magazines Telling them how they should be It doesn’t make sense to me Is everybody going crazy Is anybody gonna save me […]
I Owe My Mother – via Email from Tim
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m […]
Why Math is taught in School "by a Wise Man"
Here is another funny that I got today, that I absolutely had to share with everyone! After seriously thinking about it I am going to start reconsidering my road rage or what little of it I suffer of it when I am trying to get somewhere and there is the slow car in the fast […]
Signature
Alright, I guess this can be the disclaimer for my signature on my blog. My signature at the bottom of posts is not an endorsement for any of the above mentioned, products, stories, jokes, nor photos unless specifically my photos. My photos will be signed by my signature and are copyrighted. Any violation of this […]
Twenty Excuses To Call In Sick
I was sprayed by a skunk. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers. I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity. I forgot to come back to work after lunch. I couldn’t find my shoes. I hurt myself bowling. I was spit […]