Here is another funny that I got today, that I absolutely had to share with everyone! After seriously thinking about it I am going to start reconsidering my road rage or what little of it I suffer of it when I am trying to get somewhere and there is the slow car in the fast […]
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Alright, I guess this can be the disclaimer for my signature on my blog. My signature at the bottom of posts is not an endorsement for any of the above mentioned, products, stories, jokes, nor photos unless specifically my photos. My photos will be signed by my signature and are copyrighted. Any violation of this […]
Twenty Excuses To Call In Sick
I was sprayed by a skunk. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers. I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity. I forgot to come back to work after lunch. I couldn’t find my shoes. I hurt myself bowling. I was spit […]
Happy New Year!
Just a line to say Happy New Year, and to welcome 2005!!! Don’t forget to put 2005 when you date your documents and the such. You know you will still date them 2004 so don’t try to act like you won’t!!!
The explanation of the birth process of the future
Had to pass this one along because it was hilarious!!! Got it from a friend, who got it from a friend, via email, isn’t email great! CHARLIE ASKS: Daddy, how was I born? DAD SAYS: Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a […]
An Email that I got
From time to time I get a funny, stupid email that I need to share with everyone out there it is below: One beautiful December evening Pepe and his girlfriend Pepa were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pepe said “Hey, mamacita, let’s play Weeweechu.” “Oh no, not […]
Happy Holidays!!!
Just dropping a couple of lines for the following reasons: One) I haven’t written or posted anything in a while, I am still in a transition phase. Two) People who actually read my blog are starting to complain, imagine that readers. Three) It is the holidays and everyone has to have a holiday message. HAPPY […]
The End and A New Beginning
Today “The End” – Today was the last day at my old company. I have never felt time move as slowly as today. Nor the tension and stress of my peers as hard as today either. Though my journey has taken me to numerous stressful and tension filled times, the only thing that I can […]
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
As if time could move any more slowly today. If it does or could I guess it would not be called time. Maybe, maybe not. I just know that it is crawling today, not any slower than any other day, I guess I am just more attuned to it, or aware of it. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take […]
I Lost My Whistle!
Today, I was listening to music…what is new right I know. Well anyways, I was listening to music G n’ R, if I have to explain about G n’ R…then you are not old enough to know. Patience qued up from the playlist. I tried to whistle the melody and to my fright!!! NOTHING, ZERO, […]