Author: Andres
Why Math is taught in School "by a Wise Man"
Here is another funny that I got today, that I absolutely had to share with everyone! After seriously thinking about it I am going to start reconsidering my road rage or what little of it I suffer of it when I am trying to get somewhere and there is the slow car in the fast […]
Signature
Alright, I guess this can be the disclaimer for my signature on my blog. My signature at the bottom of posts is not an endorsement for any of the above mentioned, products, stories, jokes, nor photos unless specifically my photos. My photos will be signed by my signature and are copyrighted. Any violation of this […]
Twenty Excuses To Call In Sick
I was sprayed by a skunk. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers. I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity. I forgot to come back to work after lunch. I couldn’t find my shoes. I hurt myself bowling. I was spit […]
Happy New Year!
Just a line to say Happy New Year, and to welcome 2005!!! Don’t forget to put 2005 when you date your documents and the such. You know you will still date them 2004 so don’t try to act like you won’t!!!
The explanation of the birth process of the future
Had to pass this one along because it was hilarious!!! Got it from a friend, who got it from a friend, via email, isn’t email great! CHARLIE ASKS: Daddy, how was I born? DAD SAYS: Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a […]
South Texas White X-Mas
Every year in South Texas, Brownsville to be exact children, parents, and grandma’s and grandpa’s hope for a white Christmas. Well for 2004 their hopes and wishes were answered!!! Brownsville got a white Christmas! I do believe it was the first ever white Christmas and the first snow in about 109 yrs. 1895 was the […]
COFFEE!!!
Without this beverage in their lives, a large group of people would probably shrivel up and die. What am I talking about? Coffee. This intoxicating beverage has caused sane people to do insane things. From an animal’s perspective, it probably looks like the coffee is in control of us. We seek it, nurture it, and […]
An Email that I got
From time to time I get a funny, stupid email that I need to share with everyone out there it is below: One beautiful December evening Pepe and his girlfriend Pepa were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pepe said “Hey, mamacita, let’s play Weeweechu.” “Oh no, not […]